Next time, who says I want a next time?

Shooting two people at the same time is called multitasking. 
I'm sure you're practicing. 
I bet you tell yourself time and time again: 'This time I'm going to hit them both!', but you have to keep messing up don't you? 
What's your problem? 
Do you need glasses maybe? 
Are you freaking blind? 
Do you think this is a game? 
Do you think it's funny? 
Maybe for you it's funny but for me it's not so funny! 
You're such a child! Don't you realize how much damage you're causing?
Do you ever think before you act?
Don't you see what you are doing?
You're breaking hearts and ruining friendships.

And when you hit two people at the same time, I know you do at times: 
Why can't your magic be everlasting? 
Why does it sometimes wear off?
Why do you make people fall in, only to fall out of love?
Don't you see what you're doing? 
You're breaking hearts and tearing families apart.

You don't know how it feels, do you?
Why don't you try shooting yourself in the ass with that venom,
that venom that spreads that warm fuzzy feeling when you're near someone,
that venom that changes the way you look at the other,
that makes the sun shine out of their ass,
and makes you want to be with someone, even when they act like an ass.
That venom that makes you feel warm and fuzzy on your own, 
and makes you feel terrible
because you wish you didn't have to feel warm and fuzzy alone.
Give it a try and see what it feels like,
to be the only one that gets shot in the ass.
Or what it feels like to be the one who has to suck the venom out of someone elses ass to prevent it from spreading?
It sucks. I don't even know 
what's worse.

See what you're doing.
Can't you quit making our lives so hard?
I know good things are worth the fight.
Good things are worth waiting for.
And when you really want something really bad you should give it all you have (but what if it's not enough?) 

Sometimes I really wish it was easier.
Can't you just make it just a little bit easier for us? 
You're not doing the world much good. 
I wanted to believe in you, 
but it becomes hard when I see what you do.
I don't know about the rest of them but just maybe
in the future I'll be dodging your arrows.
Because cupid, you're such a fuck up.